She was apprehensive coming into the room. She looked terrified in fact. She asked, "So, what are you here for today, hon?"
When I explained the need for super effective birth control in our situation she said, "whew, thank goodness. I thought I was going to have to convince you that pregnancy was a bad idea. did you read the perinatologist's report?? You could die!!"
It might be morbid, but it made me crack up.